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Katy Perry can't spell

2009-07-28T11:23:00.001-07:00

Katy Perry had Josh Groban's name tattooed on her breast last night in Soho except it's spelled "Grobin." Whoops. Fortunately it's a fake, but it gave me an excuse to post pics of her awesome breasts which is also why I included shots of her shopping yesterday afternoon. I mean, I posted them because I love Katy's musical talent and beautiful fa- HAHAHA! I almost made it. So close.

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Ali Larter has to be feeling a breeze

2009-07-28T11:23:00.000-07:00

Here's Ali Larter bending over to dig some change out of her purse in Beverly Hills yesterday while inadvertently making the paparazzi's day. You know, just looking at these pics tells me I'd never make in their line of work. Mostly because I'd score a shot like this only to end up spiking my camera then dousing it with Gatorade. "I'm number one! I'm number one! I'm number - is it supposed to catch fire like that?"
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Rosario Dawson in a bikini

2009-07-28T10:54:00.000-07:00

Here's Rosario Dawson vacationing in Italy this week and, wow, what the hell happened? She used to be stupid hot. This is like going to your favorite restaurant after a year or two only to find out they stopped serving cheese fries and the entire place turned into Sasquatch. But with breasts you can't stop staring out. God, this is confusing.

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Katrina Darrell in a bikini

2009-07-28T09:20:00.000-07:00

Remember Bikini Girl from American Idol? Well, here she is in Santa Monica yesterday living up to her name. Which is smart because, otherwise, I would've sued even though my attorney says I can't legally force a woman to wear a bikini. Then how do you explain Return of the Jedi, Matlock? I rest my case.

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Why Helen Mirren is still sexy in her sixties and a role model for growing old gracefully

2009-06-05T15:38:00.001-07:00

Newspapers had a field day yesterday running a photograph of Dame Helen Mirren in a bikini posing with her husband on the rocks near her holiday home in Italy.
Everyone seemed rather amazed that she was looking so good just days short of her 63rd birthday - yet there are flocks of women in their 50s, 60s and 70s who still look sexy and absolutely wonderful whether in or out of a swimsuit.
I certainly applaud Dame Helen for wearing a bikini on which she obviously thought was an extremely secluded stretch of beach.

Role model: Pictured on holiday this week, Dame Helen Mirren, 62, is an idol for the ageing generation

At the age of 75, I almost always wear a bikini by my own pool with just family and friends in the vicinity, but I, too, was recently caught by a photographer while lounging on a yacht in one.
Unfortunately today, with the excessive emphasis that is placed by society on youth, youth, youth, many women over 40 are beginning to feel unsexy - and with that often comes a tremendous feeling of insecurity.
But the truth is there are plenty of role models for them to aspire to: women like Dame Helen are by no means in the minority for looking sexy and stunning.
Look at Sophia Loren, Susan Sarandon, Ursula Andress, Stephanie Powers, Raquel Welch, Barbara Eden, Joanna Lumley, Linda Grey. The list is endless - and those are just the actresses.
I have many friends in their 60s, 70s and 80s who do not live in the limelight but who all look absolutely stunning.
They all have one thing in common, however: they have taken care of themselves all their lives - and by this I mean eating a reasonably healthy diet, exercising moderately, and not allowing themselves to become overweight.
Weight on a person is one of the most ageing and unhealthy things that can happen.
For women in the UK, the current life expectancy of 85 can actually be translated into a much longer life than that if she continues her simple basic maintenance - and, of course, doesn't get ill.
Sadly, many of today's illnesses stem from being overweight.

Miaow! Pussycat Nicole gets shrink wrapped in skintight PVC at music awards

2009-06-05T15:31:00.001-07:00

Poured into a skintight PVC dress Nicole Scherzinger's every bump and lump was on display.
But luckily for the lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls the only bumps she has are her generous curves.

The 30-year-old girlfriend of racing ace Lewis Hamilton was displaying her perfect figure at the Vodafone Live Music Awards at the Brixton Academy last night.

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Shrink wrapped: Nicole from the Pussycat Dolls wore a skintight PVC dress at the Vodafone Music Awards in London last night

The Pussycat Dolls: Ashley Roberts, Melody Thornton, Nicole Scherzinger, Kimberly Wyatt and Jessica Sutta

And she and her bandmates weren't just there to party. Instead they thrilled the crowd as they performed their hits onstage in corsets and stockings.
The Los Angeles Group are currently promoting their new album Doll Domination.
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Raunchy: The Dolls wowed onstage in hotpants, suspenders and fishnets

Among the star studded audience was Baby Spice Emma Bunton, who looked all grown up in a stylish black dress and red lipstick.
The new mother appeared to be taking fashion advice from her former bandmate Victoria Beckham, in her Posh style bodycon outfit and blonde Pob.
The other guests included newly single DJ Mark Ronson, whose model ex Daisy Lowe was on the catwalk across London at Vivienne Westwood's show.
Singers Kelly Rowland, formerly of the band Destiny's Child, and Estelle also attended the bash.

Blonde ambition: Holly Willoughby (left) and Baby Spice Emma Bunton

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Soul women: Singers Estelle and Kelly Rowland also attended the event

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Newly single Mark Ronson arrives looking more like a trainspotter than a DJ, and Fearne Cotton (right) look glorious in dark green

Model Nell McAndrew strips off for a sizzling lingerie shoot

2009-06-05T15:29:00.001-07:00

Celebrity fitness addict Nell McAndrew famously spends plenty of time working on her toned body. And here's the reason why.
In what might be seen as a triumph for the older woman, model and television presenter Nell McAndrew, 34, has replaced 28-year-old Kimberly Stewart as the face and body of lingerie brand Adore Moi.
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The face and the body: Celebrity model and presenter Nell McAndrew has been unveiled as the face and body of lingerie range Adore Moi

Mother-of-one Nell reveals her ample assets in a sizzling lingerie shoot which will no doubt please her many male fans.
The keen marathon runner has been a self-confessed exercise bunny for years, and it shows as she unveiled her highly-toned figure in the range's pretty bras, satin ivory basques with suspenders and racy lacy designs.
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Exercise diva: Nell's highly-toned physique has seen her replace the younger Kimberly Stewart as the new model for the Debenhams lingerie range

Racy and lacy: The range includes satin, lace, and naughty basques

Nell said: "I am delighted to be working with Adore Moi. The range is absolutely beautiful and so feminine."
Adore Moi has been created by Ultimo bras owner Michelle Mone. She said: "Nell is the epitome of this brand - gorgeous, sophisticated and sexy! She was a pleasure to work with!
And speaking about her reasons for choosing Nell for the campaign - apart from her stunning physique, she said: "She is a mother and is admired by women all over the country."
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Adored: Michelle Mone, the creator of Ultimo bras and Adore Moi said she chose Nell because she is a mother, and is admired by women all over the country

Nell has a son, Devon, 19 months, and is married to property developer husband Paul Hardcastle, 38.
She is mad about fitness, and just six months after the birth of her baby boy Devon, Nell shed 2st by cycling, walking and swimming.
The 34-year-old mother of one admitted she even went for a run after her baby's 6.30 morning feed.
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...not forgetting to add that the mother, who also has four fitness videos, is also seriously sexy

She explained: "When I feel blue or things aren't going well for me, I go running or take to the gym.
"I cannot imagine my life without exercise. It helps me to think positively."
Meanwhile, last week Nell stripped again, but this time for a good cause.
The model took part in a training session completely nude, save for body-painted event running numbers, painted shorts and pink commemorative back signs to help launch a major fundraising event for cancer research.
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Fundraiser: But Nell also makes time to raise funds for her favourite cancer charity, Cancer Research UK, and is taking part in this year's Race for Life series to raise money

The 34-year-old TV presenter took part in a training session in Regent's Park, London, along with women from around the UK to highlight Cancer Research UK Race for Life 2008, the largest women-only fundraising event in Britain.
She has been a long-time support of the charity, and within that time, her father Ted, was diagnosed with non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma and takes part in the Race for Life in celebration of him.
Women are invited to walk, jog, or run five kilometres (3.1 miles) at more than 260 events across the UK. The charity is hoping that 750,000 women will participate and help raise more than £50 million for research into all forms of cancer.
Now in its 15th year, the Race for Life Series runs from the beginning of May until the end of July.
Baring all: Nell recently took part in a training session completely nude, save for body-painted event running numbers, painted shorts and pink commemorative back signs

Gemma voted out of jungle as she looks skinnier than ever

2009-06-05T15:14:00.000-07:00

Jungle bikini babe Gemma Atkinson made a shock exit from I'm A Celebrity last night after becoming the seventh contestant to be voted off the show.

As the ex-Hollyoaks actress found out she was leaving, she hugged her camp-mates - and later told Ant and Dec she was relieved to be going home.

"I just want to see my mum", she said.

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Super skinny: Gemma looks more toned every day she spends in jungle

The 23-year-old was up against former Catatonia singer Cerys Matthews and the pair stood with an arm around each other's back as they waited to find out who would be going.

When she found out she was the public's choice, Gemma beamed.

"The worst thing is not being able to contact your family. It's time for me to leave. I've got bruises all over my legs and I'm hungry."

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Water babe: Footage of her splashing around has proved a ratings hit

She predicted that J or Christopher Biggins would win the show.

Earlier in the day, Gemma, famous for her ample curves, appeared to be sporting an increasingly slimline figure.

After just two weeks in the jungle, the ex-Hollyoaks babe is rapidly turning into a shadow of her former self.

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Relief: The Hollyoaks babe finds out she's going home

The shapely actress stripped down to just a bikini again today to reveal her ever-decreasing form, uber-taut stomach - and defiantly buoyant cleavage.

In the past, the size 4 actress has confessed to being a "gym-freak" but the sparse jungle diet and a regular exercise routine have had a dramatic impact.

And she had sworn not to follow in the footsteps of former contestant Myleene Klass who wowed viewers with her white bikini.

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Nervous: Gemma waits with J and Cerys to hear her fate

Hug: Janice embraces Gemma as she gets ready to leave the camp

But despite her demure words, the starlet's surgically enhanced 34E breast have rarely been off the screen since the start of the hit series.

Shortly before entering the ITV show, the 23-year-old model/actress was unveiled as the latest face of Scottish-based underwear firm Ultimo.

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Ever decreasing: Gemma appears to have been shrinking since she went into the jungle

If she is losing weight, it'll mean she'll be in tip-top shape for her upcoming Ultimo photoshoot in Florida.

Earlier in the week, excited Gemma told Christopher Biggins and Jason 'J' Brown, she will be starring in a sexy shoot with fellow Ultimo models Girls Aloud singer Sarah Harding and Peter Crouch's girlfriend Abbey Clancy.

She enthused: "When I come back I've got to do the Spring Summer for next year.

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Glamorous: A fuller figured Gemma in the new Ultimo ads

"Sarah Harding does the A to C cup. I do the D to G cup so it's cool. All the bras that I'm modelling they let me keep them - they do like corsets, suspenders, everything, so it's cool.

"We are doing a thing called Ultimo Angels as in Charlie's Angels. It's going to be me, Sarah and Abbey Clancy (who Janice worked with) - we're going to Miami."

Curvy: Gemma's figure has many admirers

Kate Gosselin wears another bikini

2009-06-03T12:36:00.000-07:00

Kate Gosselin stepped out in a bikini again this morning in North Carolina, so I'm pretty sure she wants us to look and this isn't a random paparazzi sighting. It's either publicity for the show, or Kate's trying to reel in a new man and severely overestimating her body's ability to distract from eight kids running around.

Heather Graham: Alive and cleavagey

2009-06-03T12:35:00.000-07:00

Here's Heather Graham at the premiere of The Hangover last night, and I completely forgot she even existed and had ridiculous breasts. On that note, I'll never forget how she got me fired for what I'm about to do in the men's room.

Britney Spears as Madonna: Chunky Style

2009-03-04T08:28:00.000-08:00

Britney Spears kicked off her Circus tour Tuesday night in New Orleans where she no doubt inspired Madonna to never eat solid foods for the rest of her life. Seriously, I feel like I'm at a truck stop strip joint, but somebody died and left a bunch of money for costumes, BMX bikes and the world's strongest umbrella.

EDIT: Added a bunch more pics including whatever the hell this is.

Carmen Electra still attractive

2009-03-01T14:09:00.000-08:00

Carmen Electra hosted the Chelsea Girls concert at the Roxy last night and she’s not going down easily. - - Poor of choice of words. My bad. Anyway, I don’t want to say Carmen’s looking a bit rough, but would anyone be surprised if she popped up on the next season of Rock of Love with Bret Michaels? And if that sounds a little harsh, let me preface it by saying I’m pretty sure she’ll end up in the final five. Maybe.

Mischa Barton compensates for botched nipple slip by making out with chick

2009-03-01T14:05:00.000-08:00

Mischa Barton attended the Christian Dior show in Paris yesterday which also happened to be her birthday. After almost showing some nip, she bailed to get shit-faced at a party where she made out with a female friend in front of the paparazzi. Or in other words, Mischa Barton spent her day living according to The Bible.

NOTE: Top pic links to enlarged version which is LSFW - if your boss is Superman.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet

Romola Garai HQ Pics

2009-02-22T12:58:00.000-08:00

Garai was born in Hong Kong, the daughter of Janet, a journalist, and Adrian Garai, a high-ranked bank manager. She relocated to Singapore at five before her family returned to Wiltshire in the United Kingdom when she was eight. Garai's father is of Jewish Hungarian descent;her great-grandfather was Bert Garai, the founder of the Keystone Press.

She attended an independent boarding school, at Stonar and later moved at sixteen to London to attend the City of London School for Girls where she ended up finishing off her A-levels. She was fond of drama and appeared in school plays, and also with the National Youth Theatre up until the age of 18, where she was spotted by an agent who whisked her away to play the younger version of Judi Dench's character in a television production called The Last of the Blonde Bombshells.

After A-levels, she studied English Literature at Queen Mary, University of London; she originally intended to only study but decided to do acting on the side during the summer holidays.

It was during her first break from University that Garai landed a part in a BBC-produced television series called Attachments. It was this production that prompted her to make the decision to stop her education and concentrate solely on her acting career.

Garai's first major film role was in 2002's Nicholas Nickleby. She played Kate Nickleby, a supporting role, in the well-reviewed film. The entire cast was widely recognized for their work and were awarded Best Ensemble by the National Board of Review. In 2003's I Capture the Castle, she played 17-year-old Cassandra Mortmain. She received glowing praise for her work and the film scored 80% at Rotten Tomatoes/ Her performance earned her a nomination for a Most Promising Newcomer award from the British Independent Film Awards.Many critics hailed her as the next Julie Christie taking into account not only Romola's acting talent but also her uncanny resemblance to the screen legend.Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights (2004) was Garai's biggest critical flop to date, scoring only 23% at Rotten Tomatoes (though it went on to make $27 million worldwide). Her performance received mixed reviews – many critics felt let down after her previous impressive turns. Later that same year Vanity Fair was released.

Chris Brown looking at nine years

2009-02-09T12:30:00.000-08:00

Chris Brown is looking at nine years in prison for allegedly assaulted R&B singer Rihanna Saturday night. TMZ reports he was booked for the more serious crime of making criminal threats instead of just domestic abuse:

Law enforcement sources tell us they typically book a suspect for the most serious crime they can be charged with -- it's then up to the D.A. to file any additional charges.
Given there were allegedly visible injuries, the crime of making criminal threats is punishable by up to nine years in prison. Domestic abuse is four years.

The police report also cited Chris for assault with a deadly weapon, but TMZ has now confirmed there was no weapon. Like a gentleman, he just used his fists:

Law enforcement sources tell us even though the police report in the Chris Brown arrest refers to assault with a deadly weapon, there was no weapon involved in the alleged attack.
The police report cites Penal Code Section 245 -- Assault with a Deadly Weapon. However, we're told there was no weapon involved.

So, apparently, Chris Brown decided hitting Rihanna wasn't enough and threatened to kill her. Which probably won't have him dancing for gum commercials or Sesame Street anytime soon. Then again, I did see an episode featuring Dr. Phil, so let's not rule anything out.

Paris Hilton, Brooke Hogan Grammy invitations baffle the mind

2009-02-09T11:53:00.001-08:00

Paris Hilton and Brooke Hogan attended the Grammys last night which makes absolutely no sense. That's like inviting O.J. Simpson to a Nicole Brown celebration ceremony, but obviously way worse because these two got paid to murder their victim, music. Next stop: My eyes.

EDIT: Hayden Panettiere, if you're reading this, you may want to get tested. Today.

Katy Perry is talented

2009-02-09T11:51:00.001-08:00

I'm not even going to lie about why I posted these pics of Katy Perry at the 2009 Pre-Grammy Gala & Salute last night; I love music.

Jennifer Aniston is the Dick Nixon of relationships

2009-02-09T11:34:00.001-08:00

Jennifer Aniston still has old phone messages from her ex-boyfriends AND Brad Pitt, according to The Sun:

Jennifer told Marie Claire: “I still have the cassette tapes of messages from my first boyfriend, my second boyfriend, my husband. It's like saving love letters.”

JOHN MAYER: I see you're turning on the tape deck. Which one are we listening to tonight?
JEN: That time Brad left his briefcase at the airport.
JOHN: Oh, good one.
JEN: Yeah. Now put the pillowcase back over your head and stop talking.
JOHN: But I can't breathe...
JEN: No talking!

Scarlett Johansson has a new hair color I'm told

2009-02-08T11:55:00.000-08:00

Here's a brunette Scarlett Johansson at the Hollywood premiere last night of her new movie He's Just Not That Into You. I'm saying she's a brunette because that's the word on the street. For all I know her hair color could be turquoise or made of snakes. That's how incredible I am at my job, folks. Focused like a laser beam, yet sensitive to the fairer sex. PEW PEW PEW! Ladies?

Sharon Osbourne's Charm School produces exceptional young ladies

2009-01-16T01:18:00.000-08:00

These are shots of Rock of Love Charm School winner Brandi Mahon (Brandi M.) completely shitfaced last night at the AVN Porn Convention in Vegas. I'm not saying these pics are the absolute epitome of poise and elegance, but for a minute there, I thought I was at Buckingham Palace. No, seriously, someone should introduce this chick to the Queen of England. They'd be girlfriends, y'all. I mean, girlfriends, you all. My bad.

Lily Allen threatens to post Katy Perry's phone number on Internet

2009-01-07T15:37:00.000-08:00

Apparently, Lily Allen and Katy Perry have a little feud going on after Katy called Lily fat. So, like two adults, they've taken their tiff online to Facebook FTW. The Sun reports:

Writing on her Facebook page, Lily said: “I have Katy Perry’s number, someone did me a favour. I’m just waiting for her to open her mouth one more time then it hits Facebook.”
Lily also joined two groups on the networking site. One is called “I hate Katy Perry and her dumb-ass song I Kissed A Girl”. The other is “Katy Perry? Who in the hell does she think she is?”

Oh my God, she joined a Facebook group that disses Katy Perry? I don't know how you recover from that. Seriously, that's hardcore right there. Hard fucking core. If I were Katy Perry, I wouldn't even leave the house. Or wear clothes. Or even better; Not wear clothes at my house. Oh snap! What now, Lily Allen? Put that in your SuperWall and Friend Request it, bitch! *drops microphone*

Wait, that was my coffee mug. Little help?
Photos: Splash News

Amy Winehouse's mystery man identified

2009-01-07T15:29:00.000-08:00

Amy Winehouse has been spotted in St. Lucia the past couple of days with a mystery lover who's been identified as 21-year-old aspiring actor Joshua Bowman, and he swears to God he's not using Crackzilla for publicity. (Because he is.) The Daily Mail reports:

Mr Bowman said: 'She's just a cool girl, very nice, and we're just very friendly. She's a good laugh - she is such a lovely girl and on great form.
'I can't say much more than that. I have been having a lovely time relaxing. It's not been all party-party. I don't drink much at all as it happens.
'It's true to say that I'm a budding young actor. But I'd rather get my name out there because of my acting rather than who I'm being photographed with. I wasn't waiting until there was a photographer on the beach to put my arm around Amy.

No, of course, Joshua Bowman wasn't waiting for photographers to show up on the beach. That's just retarded. He paid them to hide behind the jetty over there and not take pictures of him vomiting or wincing. You know, make it look believable. That said, the top photo exposes his little ruse because something obviously fell off of Amy into his hands. I don't even want to guess this early in the morning, but it's an ear.
Photos: Splash News

Mini-Me's love life is God's punchline

2009-01-06T15:24:00.000-08:00

I don't know about you guys, but it's been way too long since one of Verne Troyer's jilted ex-lovers has sold her story to News of the World. This time around it's former Playmate Genevieve Gallen who married Mini-Me in 2004 after the two were introduced by Hugh Hefner at a New Year's Eve party. Things went sour when Genevieve learned her knight in children's pajamas has a drinking problem. (Read: One thimble of bourbon and the shit is on!):

On first going to Mini-Me's "house":
She felt like Alice in Wonderland when she first went back to Verne’s place . . . a SHED at the the end of his manager’s garden. “It was a little off-putting because everything was so small,” says Genevieve. “There was a miniature futon and a miniature refrigerator and bed. The light switches were all down at the level of my knee and the toilet was no bigger than a child’s potty.”

On realizing Mini-Me might have a bit of a drinking problem:
“One Valentine’s night, I tried to do something really special for him. I knew he liked the colour red, so I put on everything red, including red stockings, red garter belts, a red thong and patterned red shoes just how he liked them,” says Genevieve. He seemed really excited and jumped up on the coffee table as he ordered me into different poses. He took some pictures of me and I was ready for a really beautiful night but before we could make love he was so drunk he passed out wearing his socks and boxers."

On getting accidentally locked out of the house after Mini-Me got trashed:
"The neighbours called the police and I convinced them to break the door open to let me in. But then they demanded to see Verne so I could prove it was my house. When I found him, he was face down clutching a pillow. I tried to wake him but it was impossible, so I had to pick him up still clutching the pillow and take him outside to present him to the police officers. They were shining the light on his head and Verne was mumbling, ‘What’s going on?” One of the police officers started laughing but the other one told him to stop. It was really embarrassing.”

Look, I don't want to seem like I'm discriminating against little people here, but maybe the next time their guild meets inside a mushroom, they should let Verne know he's not doing anybody any favors. Just sayin'.

AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini

2009-01-05T15:11:00.000-08:00

AnnaLynne McCord of 90210 took her death navel to South Beach this weekend with her boyfriend Twilight star Kellan Lutz. Granted, AnnaLynne is in a bikini, but is she really a celebrity? Or am I just playing God asking that question? I don't like to play God. Except that one time I turned my cat into a toaster.

*RAWR* *KABOOM*

Oh, nice. Pop Tarts are done.

Lindsay Lohan in a bikini

2009-01-05T14:52:00.000-08:00

Jesus. It's only the second post of 2009 and already Lindsay Lohan is in a bikini. Here she is bringing in the New Year on South Beach, and I don't know about you, but I definitely know what I'm doing with these babies: Playing Connect the Dots with Lindsay's freckles. So far I've found Optimus Prime, a slice of pizza and two giant breasts. Try and beat my score!

EDIT: Bumped up top for obvious reasons: Found a T-Rex!